→ I hate it when I'm eating something crunchy and I can't hear the TV anymore

wowfunniestposts:

funniest blog ever

(Source: nicoosuxx)

Tumblr knows we’re lazy

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post 
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically 
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

now doing all of these.

(Source: you-should-let-malik-you, via thepensievepondering)